Deploy alongside practitioners into vetted, cash-flowing businesses. Real assets. Real returns. Monthly distributions. No stock ticker required.
Stop spectating. Start owning the cash flow.
Schedule Your ConsultationYou have done well. You have capital. You have been disciplined. But look at where your money is sitting and ask yourself: is this the best it can do?
"I am tired of checking the stock market every morning to see if I am still wealthy."
Stocks give you 7-10% in a good year. And in a bad year, you watch decades of savings swing 20-30% in a matter of weeks. You have no control. You are a passenger.
Crypto promised the future. What it delivered was volatility that keeps you up at night. One tweet moves your portfolio. That is not wealth. That is gambling with a nice interface.
Real estate had its run. Cap rates are compressed. Interest rates changed the math. And being a landlord is a second job nobody warned you about. The days of easy appreciation are behind us.
Meanwhile, there is an asset class that generates 25-40%+ cash-on-cash returns, is recession-resistant, and appreciates over time. Your financial advisor is not telling you about it because they have never done it.
The wealthiest families in the world did not build their wealth in the stock market. They built it through direct business ownership.
THE MATH
These are not projections. This is the math on real asset classes.
Average annual return. No control. No cash flow. Subject to market swings. Your $100K becomes $110K in a good year.
Cap rates are compressed. 20-25% down required. You become a landlord. And interest rates changed the math on leverage.
Could be 100%. Could be negative 50%. One tweet, one regulation, one hack. No fundamentals. No cash flow. Pure speculation.
Cash-on-cash returns. Real assets. Real customers. Monthly distributions. You own the engine. The cash flows to you.
HVAC breaks in a recession. Plumbing fails in a recession. These are essential services people can not defer. Revenue holds when other asset classes collapse.
When the dollar loses value, assets increase in value. A business that can raise prices while your fixed-rate debt stays the same is the best hedge there is.
Most asset classes make you choose. Appreciation or income. A well-run business does both. You collect distributions while the underlying asset grows in value.
Buy at 3-4x earnings. Grow the business. Sell at 6-7x. That spread is your equity creation. No other asset class gives you that kind of built-in upside through operational improvement.
Trucks. Equipment. Inventory. Customer contracts. This is not a number on a screen. These are tangible assets with real value that protect your downside.
Depreciation. Section 179 deductions. Interest deductions on acquisition debt. Business ownership comes with tax benefits that stocks and crypto simply do not offer.
YOUR PATH
We talk about your goals, your capital, and whether this is the right fit for both of us.
Up to 99 members. No accreditation required. Your entry fee is credited toward your first deal.
Vetted deals are presented with full underwriting. You decide what fits your goals.
Deploy alongside practitioners. Receive monthly distributions. Your capital works for you.
WHO MANAGES YOUR CAPITAL
Over $50 million in completed acquisitions. Multiple 8-figure businesses built and operated. 30+ years in the game. A 1.75x minimum debt service coverage ratio on every single deal. That is not a guideline. That is a standard.
I put my own capital alongside yours in every deal. I am not a fund manager collecting fees from the sideline. I am a practitioner with skin in the game on every acquisition we close.
Your capital is not going into a black box. You see the deal. You see the numbers. You see the underwriting. And you know the person deploying your money is deploying his own right next to it.
Acquisitions Dept LLC // Cash Flow Catalyst Club
This is what deployment looks like.
"More cash in the account after closing than before. The business runs. The cash flows. That is what deployment should look like."
"The question is not whether you can afford to invest differently. The question is whether your capital can afford for you not to."
NEXT STEP
Let's make sure we are the right fit for one another. Schedule a consultation to talk with our team.
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